rodeo's biggest fan

friday night we went to the santaquin rodeo.  a little girl sitting next to us was handed a big bag of popcorn and was told by her parents to go share it with the other kids.  i watched as she went and sat on the blanket right in front of me and shared with my niece/nephew; they all grabbed handfuls.  as i watched them eat popcorn i felt something land in my hair.  i reached back and felt a big handful of popcorn in my hair.  i wiggled it free since it was sticking to my hair.  once it finally came out, i brought my hand in front of me to see a beetle the size of my palm sitting comfortably in my hand.  i threw it down, and began screaming.  this was about the time they opened the gates for bull riding, and heads turned to see who was the world's biggest rodeo fan.